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KATG 3929: War of the Worlds w/ Katharine Heller
The sweet and hilarious Katharine Heller rejoins Keith to discuss her Oasis concert in Scotland, the Scottish temperament, Taylor Swift visiting Travis and Jason Kelce’s podcast New Heights, and, most importantly, 2025’s War of the Worlds featuring thespian and soon-to-be TV Oscar winner Ice Cube.
August 15, 2025
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— Teasing Oasis in concert
— Keith attempting to be a real man
— New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce feat. Taylor Swift
— 50-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio says he feels 32
— 2025’s War of the Worlds starring thespian Ice Cube
— Oasis in concert, Scotland love, Scotland diarrhea, and Delta adventures
Guests
Katharine Heller
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Katharine Heller backstage
Keith's War of the Worlds notes
Katharine's War of the Worlds notes
KATG 3928: Midnight Across America (Oh SNAP)
A solo Keith Malley discusses the Midnight Across America gang accusing Keith of sabotaging their show, him and his lover’s latest health scares, President Trump and your self-sabotage, and MAGA infighting.
August 12, 2025
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— Sabotaging Midnight Across America
— Keith and Liz’s health scares
— Trump and your self-sabotage feat. ICE, Trump Burger, and food stamps
— MAGA infighting feat. Laura Loomer and Majorie Taylor Greene
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Keith's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
ICE vs. Trump Burger owner Roland Beainy
Laura Loomer vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene
KATG 3927: Masterdebaters w/ Dave Hill
Comedian/podcaster/author/musician and all around good guy Dave Hill returns to KATG to help Keith understand how so many Americans stopped caring about pedophilia, how Dean Cain can allow himself to join ICE, and why it bothers Keith that Matt Rife is the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and all its cursed objects.
August 10, 2025
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— Moving debates
— The collective works of the great Dave Hill including KATG.com/DadBook
— Americans don’t seem to mind that their president is a pedophile
— Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman’s Dean Cain enlists in ICE: Immigration and Customs Enforcement
— Humorist takes on right wing podcasts featuring South Park’s masterdebating Cartman and Marc Maron’s special Panicked
— Crowd-worker Matt Rife becomes the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and its 750 cursed objects
Guests
Dave Hill
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KATG.com/DadBook
Dave Hill of Witch Taint
God dammit ...
Dean Cain (kinda)
Dean Cain (for real)
Kristi Noem (l) and Kristi Noem (r)
Kristi Noem (for real)
Annabelle (kinda)
Annabelle (for real) w/ Matt Rife
KATG 3926: Real Americans w/ Carrie Gravenson
Butt buddy Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to discuss surprise friendship enders, MAGA turning on President Trump, the Coldplay Kiss Cam, and the response to Sydney Sweeney·s great racial jeans. Only in America.
July 31, 2025
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— 0:00 Keith v. Craig feedback
— 34:17 MAGA v. Trump (The Epstein Files)
— 1:07:39 Coldplay’s Kiss Cam v. Illicit Affairs
— 1:12:48 Sydney Sweeney’s great racial jeans
— 1:17:35 The July 2025 trio of Celebrity Deaths: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan
Guests
Carrie Gravenson
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Epstein flight logs feat. Donald Trump
What's the big deal?!
Trump's AI distraction
Scotland's real newspaper
The Boebert Family
Oops
Who wore it whiter?
Now THIS one IS racist ...
KATG 3925: War, Semantics Jones, and the End of Keith and Craig’s Friendship
Continuing reigning KATG Poker Champion Keith (just sayin’) reads your letters, and you had some doozies! First and foremost, friend of 25 years and full-grown adult Craig Klein has seriously declared “WAR” on KATG! Keith answers your questions the best he could about his confusion regarding Craig’s new Midnight Across America clique and the definitive end of Keith and Craig’s friendship. (Like the great Ozzy Osbourne sang: “I don’t know!”)
July 28, 2025
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KATG 3924: Frogstomp w/ Spooky
Spooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn’t sure where else to write it.
July 17, 2025
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Show Notes
— Friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions
— NYC, Charlotte, and Sydney
— The Epstein prison video WAS edited
— Elmo, AI, and internet hacks
— Brad Pitt’s F1
— Keith loved A Minecraft Movie! (???)
— The Annabelle doll kills again (IN REAL LIFE!)
Guests
Spooky
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A man's man: Spooky, flirting and arm wrestling simultaneously
Spooky (far right)
Arm wrestling witnesses
One of The Misses girlfriend's dog birthday parties
The Misses
The Couch
KATG 3923: The American Way w/ Alice Fishbein
New KATG guest Alice Fishbein might be on her first podcast of any kind ever, but you wouldn’t know it from her candid opinions and frank discussions. Keith and Alice talk about her one-woman show satirizing Titanic, her work in criminal defense, Americans lack of empathy, Epstein never having a client list after all (???), hateful comedians announcing that they misvoted, 2025’s Superman, and King Joey Chestnut.
July 12, 2025
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— Alice Fishbein: The Titanic, dating, and working in criminal defense
— President Trump threatens to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship following her move to Ireland
— Sean “Diddy” Combs’ third bail denial and proposed sentencing
— Wife abuser Michael Madsen dead at 67
— Texas floods: 130 dead, 200 missing
— Alligator Alcatraz
— Epstein case closed due to there being no client list after all (???)/Comedian and podcaster Andrew Schulz isn’t pleased that he voted for Trump
— 2025’s Superman
— 2025’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
Guests
Alice Fishbein
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How Keith poisoned his brother
How Alice's sister poisoned her
An inappropriate Drake with Millie Bobby Brown
feat. Track 3: Louis' Dick Jokes
Rosie O'Donnell v. The President of the United States
Cowboy Carter
A grateful Diddy
Evan Rachel Wood v. Marilyn Manson
Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs
Your plan (living)
God's plan (killing)
Kristi Noem (no plan)
Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing that she's anti-weather manipulation
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump never meeting each other
Andrew Shultz: Comedian, podcaster, political mastermind
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi
The Boys
The White House cooked it's burgers the day before!
RFK Jr., your Health Whatever-The-Fuck
A good idiot
An evil idiot
Dean Cain
Johnny Lawrence
Laura Loomer, Trump's top advisor that's sick of minorities in commercials
J. K. Rowling
Pound for pound the greatest athlete in the world Joey Chestnut
KATG 3922: The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 4: The Verdict w/ Felicia Gillespie
Open and candid comedian Felicia Gillespie returns to help Keith discuss The Diddy Trial and the jury’s stupid fucking verdicts. The duo also discusses millionaire and charlatan Jimmy Swaggart burning in Hell at age 90 as well as the state of the world.
July 2, 2025
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Show Notes
— In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
— The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
— Squid Game 2
— Flirting with weirdos/Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars (who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie)
Guests
Felicia Gillespie
Pictures
Felicia's freezer getting tomorrow morning's ice bath ready
Jimmy Swaggart
NYC’s 10-foot-tall pink Foot Fountain
KATG 3921: In the Name of Love w/ MeMe Cherry
It’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.)
June 27, 2025
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Show Notes
— In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
— The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
— Squid Game 2
— Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie
Guests
MeMe Cherry
Pictures
MeMe's artistic space
The meme from from racist right-wing politicians and speakers after Shia Muslim Zohran Mamdani won NYC's Democratic Primary for mayor
KATG 3920: Hot Cum Time Machine w/ Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins returns! Keith catches up with his movie pal from way back to help discuss the continuing sagas that are The End of the World, The Diddy Trial, and Cockbuster Video.
June 23, 2025
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Show Notes
— Revisiting Brandon Collins/A Minecraft Movie
— Cockbuster Video
— Trump, who wasted $45 million on a military parade for Flag Day, wrote on Juneteenth that there are too many non-working holidays/Potential in-country Iranian retribution
— !!! SPORTS !!!
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 2
— Movie Corner w/ Medium Popcorn’s Brandon Collins: Love Hurts, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Final Destination: Bloodlines, The Accountant 2, and The Amateur
Guests
Brandon Collins
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